A cougar from the American Northwest hunting range recently noted that a fundamental pillar of cougar society is the belief that the feminist road was one-way the wrong way. While the lesser cougars were striving for equality in the workplace, successful cougars were hunting through the back door, luring their male prey with guile and secrecy, eventually securing them through marriage and children.
One wannabee cougar from the Canadian Rockies hunting range recently reflected that instead of teaching young women and pumas about technology for the last twenty years, she should have been teaching them how to marry a man who worked in technology and could support them while they fooled around using technology for pure pleasure.
