Letters

This puma enjoyed the site very much. I'm wondering if for puma's the nail polish and lipstick rule should be to never match.
Does common law status (and legal recognition) offer pumas other income alternatives?

Thanks, Puma S.

Remember that pumas are cougars in training and therefore bound to make faut paws occasionally. These are your formative years, time to experiment and have fun getting ready for your cougar years. There are many examples in the wild of cougars who have black lips and white claws? So, really anything goes. Cougar dress code is actually a bit trashy and out of it, so go for the mix and match, puma.
Regarding your second question, it's best to keep things clear. Get married first, then there's no argument or weaseling out later.

Good luck, Cougar Site

I'm wondering the best way to sharpen one's nails for the hunt?
Do you recommend any particular shade of nail polish or is it best to go au naturelle?

Signed, Puma B.

Dear Puma B.

We sharpen our nails by filing them EVERY day, also we take calcium supplements.
The colour of your nails should match the colour of your lipstick. Clear nailpolish is always acceptable. We also recommend wearing sturdy work gloves when gardening, although personally I favour that little dark line of dirt under my nails for picking at later on.

Happy Hunting, Cougar Site

What should one do with the prey when they want to stay for breakfast?

Signed, Spectator Cougar

Dear Spectator Cougar,

You sound like you might be more than a spectator, at any rate we strongly discourage letting prey stay for breakfast unless you plan to have them for breakfast

Bon Appetit, Cougar Site

What are the best bars for hunting? Do you recommend any taxidermists?

Signed, Spectator Cougar & Puma B.

Dear Spectator Cougar & Puma B,

There is an excellent bar in Langley called Club Rendezvous which has Cougar night on Thursday nights. Prey is always readily available which makes it sort of like hunting on a sheep ranch.
Our prey tends to be a little shredded by the time we are through with them. I don't think a taxidermist would be able to fix them.

Happy Hunting, Cougar Site

Should I drink red or white wine? I never know what to do.

Signed,Concerned

Dear Concerned,

It doesn't really matter except that cougar tradition holds that one should drink red wine in the winter months and white wine in summer. Of course, it's a personal decision and one you have to deal with on your own. Good luck.

Signed,Cougar Site